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I Heart the Obama Kid

The Kid is in. The Great Decider is out–and so are slimy campaign innuendos. I’ll not be sorry to hear the last of the slander of the good Maverick family name. I’ll not be sorry to have less of cowboy-diplomacy-this* and cowboy-foreign-policy-that drop into my inbox with such alarming regularity. And I won’t be surprised if […]

Our Mother’s Relations; or, Tony Hillerman, Jim Chee, and Joe Leaphorn

  Tony Hillerman, from laurieroberts.net 
My mother read Tony Hillerman’s books–one after the other, like eating potato chips.* One quiet day in her condo**  I stretched out my hand and picked up a creased paperback and immediately fell into Hillerman Country. 
Hillerman Country is red and ochre and brown and yellow. Dusty and windy. Populated by buttes and washouts, […]

Buffalo Gal; or, Palin’s Civilizing Influence

Let them kill, skin, and sell until the buffalo is exterminated, as it is the only way to bring lasting peace and allow civilization to advance. –General Philip Sheridan

 Buffalo skulls, mid-1870s, waiting to be ground into fertilizer
Here’s a more recent quote:

“I am especially concerned,”  [Governor Palin] said in a written statement in August 2007, when […]

Maverick; or, Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child

MAVERICK. Ask not how many times you can say a word, but why you need to say the word so many times in the first place.
“Maverick.” Thou shalt not repeat a word in the hopes that it sticks. 
“Maverick” took on a pop culture tone in the 1950s with James Garner’s hat-pushed back, insouciant gambler. The […]

Of Drugs, Guns, and Succulents

What are the most likely things to be smuggled out of Mexico? 
Drugs.
Guns.
Cacti.
 Saguaro Vista, Arizona. copyright es 2004              
X-mas Kitsch
 
Especially those funny-looking cartoonish cacti. The bright green ones with the long arms that look like Gumby with spikes. On menus, you might see them wearing sombreros. The one bit of flora that […]

Wild Western News

 
In an American headline world dominated by an Alaskan governor, in the face of tragedy on the floodplains of India (three million people displaced), and escalating tensions worldwide, it’s time to escape into a good western, where problems can be solved in about ninety minutes. 
In this Wild Western world, a newspaper might have these headlines:
Top Headline:
COWBOY […]

Old Jeans Are a Gold Mine; or Cowboy Fact #25

A pair of one hundred-year-old blue jeans, found in an abandoned gold mine in California? $36,099. The chance to touch or even *gulp* wear these worn Levis? Priceless.
But such is the glamour of honest toil. Denim designers must have been salivating at the sight of the old, ripped, stained, and soiled pants, because while no […]

The Day of the Cowboy Approacheth

 
And Where the Trail Split in Two I Looked Back…   copyright es 2008
My heart is a-tremble with anticipation for this Saturday, National Day of the American Cowboy, although I don’t plan on going to any hootenanny or getting on a bucking bronco this weekend, unfortunately. Like many cowpokes, I’ll be working! If I wanted to hop on a plane, […]

Bad Cowboy; or Cowboy Fact #26

Steamy urban heat waves makes me the anti-Cowboy. I get mean and petulant. Kind of like Jack Palance in Shane, but without the lethal grace. How did the real cowboys handle the smells, the dust, the boredom, the loneliness of the West? They couldn’t have just dismissed the heat with an airy “oh, but it’s […]

The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly

Historical museums take pride in displaying the good, the bad, and the ugly of Americana (cue spaghetti western soundtrack). They collect and preserve objects that are sometimes significant, but are usually the kinds of things found in the back of someone’s untidy closet. I admit that I was a voyeur at first, drawn to their quirks like a […]